Lady on the bus next to me: Tell me again- what are you not going to do in daycare today?
Little boy: I will not hit the teacher with a light saber.
Lady: And why are you not going to hit her with a light saber?
Boy: It is my toy, and my choice, but if I hit her with the light saber, I'm acting like a Sith.
Lady: Do you want to be a Sith?
Boy: No! I am Obi-Wan!

flappyeunuchorn:

When someone insults you and you have no response so you just backflip away with your friend

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puniper:

NASA recently released imagery showing the deforestation of America  …in just 34 years.
winchesteralism:

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I HATE YOU SO MUCH MISHA YOU’RE COVERING YOUR DICK WITH A FUCKING CHILDS TOY IN A POOL OF ICE WATER MAKING DICK JOKES FOR CHARITY I AM 10000000% DONE WITH THIS MAN GODDAMMIT MISHA

deadwasp:

you tellin me mangas aint japanese colouring books



prozdvoices:

Anonymous said:

Could you please do a clip of Team Rocket using insults that are a lot heavier than “twerp”?

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meowth, control yourself

When people say Destiel isn’t a legitimate ship:

champagne-sweetheart: